My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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