He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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