it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
