Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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