yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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