I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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