Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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