he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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