grandma shit on top of the toilet
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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