If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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