Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
third nipple confirmed
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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