can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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