Got a toothbrush?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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