Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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