can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon