he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.