i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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