doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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