Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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