At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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