You can't special order awesome
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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