just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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