im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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