I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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