What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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