You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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