How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
