Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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