The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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