Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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