I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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