look no pants
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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