so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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