I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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