similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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