he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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