Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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