your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
what if I'm pregnant?
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had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
honey bunches of taint.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she peed on how many people?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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