Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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