it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm just crazy horny about you
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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