Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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