I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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