so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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