remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
