So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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