I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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