My nipple is on Facebook.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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