He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My vagina is officially offended.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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