Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We got so high we made milksteak
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
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