I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Randomize
