new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize