Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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