I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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