No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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