hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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