okay pat passed out under dana's car
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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