you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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